Did Noah save the dinosaurs from extinction? We conclude our two-part series on the legend of the Mokele-Mbembe with a visit to a creationist museum, Keelin shares banana diet tips from Congo Bill, and Dana gets traumatized by a terrible 1980’s movie about humpin' in front of dinosaurs. Saddle up your brontosaurus and prepare to take the Bible literally, because it's time to finish our prehistoric quest for a living dinosaur! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/param... Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspod... Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nueke... Instagram: https://instagram.com/nue... Website: https://gregorynewkirk.co... Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird... Instagram: https://instagram.com/wei... Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/conno... Instagram: https://instagram.com/con... Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowi... SHOW NOTES: - The Dino Trek Patches Up Close: https://tinyurl.com/4ut2c... - Ray Mackal's Research Files: https://tinyurl.com/2p99a... - Read Mackal's Expedition Resumes: https://tinyurl.com/yyr2y... - University of Chicago on Roy Mackal's Legacy: https://tinyurl.com/yc3cv... - Roy Mackal’s “A Living Dinosaur?”: https://amzn.to/41MRHf6 - Japanese Dinosaur Video: https://youtu.be/XCMQbxNG... - Read Bill Gibbons Adventures: https://amzn.to/3LA3LKQ - Diarrhea Bananas: https://tinyurl.com/3uakm... - For more on Mokele Mbembe: https://tinyurl.com/2ddns... TIMESTAMPS 0:00 – Previously On 2:25 – The Lake Tele Video 5:30 – Our Fieldtrip to Hell on Earth 19:00 – Mokele Mbemb-why? 20:05 – Congo Bill Rides Again 22:30 – Regional Diarrhea 30:00 – Disney Does Roy Mackal Dirty 35:00 – Baby the Dinosaur Wants You to Keep Your Clothes On 37:00 – Roy’s Secret Letter 41:11 – Mokele Mbemb-ending Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh

Do dinosaurs still walk the earth? Some scientists believe so! In this special two-part episode, we trek deep into the heart of the Congo's impenetrable jungle in search of the Mokele-mbembe. Along the way, the gang relates to soft nerd people, Connor embraces his inner-dinosaur, and Keelin continues her quest to become the world's greatest cryptozoologist. Plus: a real, live encounter with the Mokele-mbembe captured on camera! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/param... Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspod... Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nueke... Instagram: https://instagram.com/nue... Website: https://gregorynewkirk.co... Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird... Instagram: https://instagram.com/wei... Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/conno... Instagram: https://instagram.com/con... Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowi... SHOW NOTES: - The Dino Trek Patches Up Close: https://tinyurl.com/4ut2c... - Ray Mackal's Research Files: https://tinyurl.com/2p99a... - Read Mackal's Expedition Resumes: https://tinyurl.com/yyr2y... - Willy Ley’s “Exotic Zoology”: https://amzn.to/3Jg6wiV - Lake Tele: https://tinyurl.com/3sw9e... - University of Chicago on Roy Mackal's Legacy: https://tinyurl.com/yc3cv... - Roy Mackal’s “A Living Dinosaur?”: https://amzn.to/41MRHf6 - Roy Mackal & James Powell Annoy a Taxi Driver: https://youtu.be/_KdnTkq4... - See the Hand-Drawn Expedition Map: https://tinyurl.com/mtsdt... - 1981 Article About the Dino Trek: https://tinyurl.com/ydy87... TIME STAMPS: 0:00 Canadian Raptors 4:23 Object Introduction: The Dino Trek Patch 5:45 The Lake Tele Bembe Boy 11:21 The 1900’s Dino Craze 15:26 Roy Mackal: Crypto-Explorer Extraordinaire 25:21 The Hype Train Leaves the Station 32:00 Herman Regusters: Explosions, Satellites, and Dinosaurs 35:45 The Dino Trek Drama 44:01 Trace-1 Takes Off 48:18 The Plop Thickens 52:20 The Elephant in the Endless House 59:55 The Trek Continues… Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh

If extraterrestrials asked you to run for president, would you? Gabriel Green answered the call, and became the world's first presidential candidate to campaign on a platform of UFO disclosure... in 1960. In this episode, we shed light on Gabe Green's long forgotten political career, Connor explains how aliens controlled the CIA, Dana wonders why aliens are so sexy, and Greg reveals that men from outer space aren't always who they seem. Gas up your moon pods and pack a roast beef sandwich, because we’re going on an adventure through disinformation, disclosure, and democracy! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/param... Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspod... Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nueke... Instagram: https://instagram.com/nue... Website: https://gregorynewkirk.co... Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird... Instagram: https://instagram.com/wei... Follow Connor J Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/conno... Instagram: https://instagram.com/con... TIME STAMPS: 0:00 - Did Someone Say Disclosure?! 3:45 - Object Introduction: UFO Campaign Buttons 5:37 - Who is Gabriel Green? 11:12 - A Guide to Bothering People on the Bus 16:10 - The Call to Office 30:12 - Bob Renaud’s Telekinetic Basketball 56:42 - Chipped Putts & Chipped Teeth 1:00:22 - The Thing About the Government... 1:09:02 - The Korrendian Alphabet 1:11:08 - The Original Disclosure Candidate 1:16:15 - The Buck (Nelson) Stops Here SHOW NOTES: - “Abe in 1960 - Gabe in 1960”: https://tinyurl.com/2rrv8... - “The Other Candidate from Whittier”: https://tinyurl.com/yckdf... - “Flying Saucer Clubs Still Hold to Gravity”: https://tinyurl.com/4pw9z... - AFSCA Van and More Pictures: https://tinyurl.com/2p94z... - Sample AFSCA Pamphlet: https://tinyurl.com/5n8h7... - Gabe’s Website Archived: https://tinyurl.com/2px7h... - Entire Gabe Green Interview & More: https://tinyurl.com/2p9se... - More About Gabe Green: https://tinyurl.com/5256n... - Notes on Gabe's Campaigns: https://tinyurl.com/24pa7... - Prior Choice Economics: https://tinyurl.com/jhryt... - "UFO Contact from Planet Korendor": https://amzn.to/3EmjxVh - Old Gabe Green Transcriptions Archived: https://tinyurl.com/3b4x8... - "Korendian Honk" by David Liebe Hart: https://youtu.be/2KHT6hoB... - Read “Mirage Men” by Mark Pilkington: https://amzn.to/3Sl18xZ - Bill Moore's 1989 Admission: https://youtu.be/dwO6AY8Y... - Gabriel Green’s UFO Stories Book: https://amzn.to/3XP7uqu - “The Trickster and the Paranormal” by George P. Hansen: https://amzn.to/418wb3Y - “‘A' is for Adamski: The Golden Age of the UFO Contactees”: https://amzn.to/3YKXHmu Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh

Are you afraid of clowns? Maybe you should be. When a “do not open” sign is ignored, a woman finds herself haunted by "The Cracking Man", a frightening clown doll with a noisy presence. In this episode, Greg dates a Christian clown, Dana stumbles into paranormal ASMR, the gang cracks a cursed doll case, and Connor digs up a terrifying true story of possession-by-clown. Get ready to enter the Big Top, because it's time to stoke your coulrophobia, baby! Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/param... Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspod... Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nueke... Instagram: https://instagram.com/nue... Website: https://gregorynewkirk.co... Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird... Instagram: https://instagram.com/wei... Follow Connor J Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/conno... Instagram: https://instagram.com/con... TIMESTAMPS: 00:00 - Ever Been To A Chiropractor? 04:35 - Meet The Cracking Man 06:38 - The Letter & Backstory 14:56 - The Dark Side of the Clown 22:45 - Slapstick & Resilience 27:43 - So You Want to Be A Clown? 36:01 - The Great Clown Purge of 2016 42:21 - The Cracking Man Cuddles 58:09 - Mystery Solved? 1:02:50 - But Wait, There’s More! 01:08:09 - The Clown Classification System 01:11:49 - The Bizarre Tale of Weary Willie 01:29:37 - Clown Mode & The Importance of Archetypes SHOW NOTES: - Chiropractic Ghosts: https://tinyurl.com/5dzfn... - “Coulrophobia and the Trickster” by Joseph Durwin: https://tinyurl.com/3pbrr... - Ringling Brothers official “How to Be A Clown”: https://tinyurl.com/54c4t... - Actual Clown Tryouts: https://tinyurl.com/5e3zd... - Fear Survey from Chapman University: https://tinyurl.com/4f8z9... - Why Are We Afraid of Clowns?: https://tinyurl.com/2p8jk... - Reader’s Digest Covers Clowns: https://tinyurl.com/5a878... - Atlas Obscura Clown Sighting Map: https://tinyurl.com/5x47e... - The Clown Panic of 2016: https://tinyurl.com/2cwvc... - The Clown Who Started the Craze - Gags: https://tinyurl.com/vjasd... - Learn More About Sleep Paralysis: https://tinyurl.com/bde6y... - Emmett Kelly / Weary Willie: https://tinyurl.com/2s4zj... - More on the Kelly Family Story: https://tinyurl.com/wwude... - Emmett Kelly & Carol Burnett: https://tinyurl.com/2urab... Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Additional Research by Keelin Mathews Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh

We encountered a mythical creature in the forest... and took him Bigfoot hunting. In this episode, we recount the time we took actual movie star Jeff Goldblum on a quest to track Sasquatch in the California Redwoods. Put on a silly hat and join us as the gang practices their Bigfoot calls, Connor takes a huge whiff of Sasquatch Pheromones (and loses his sense of smell), Dana gets farted on by a cryptozoologist, Greg makes Jeff Goldblum charge a magick wand, and everyone gets the creeps listening to the "Sierra Sounds" - the best audio evidence of Bigfoot ever recorded. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/param... Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspod... Subscribe on Apple: https://tinyurl.com/3bzap... Subscribe on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/mrxrz... Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf9... Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nueke... Instagram: https://instagram.com/nue... Website: https://gregorynewkirk.co... Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird... Instagram: https://instagram.com/wei... Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/conno... Instagram: https://instagram.com/con... Follow Keelin Mathews Twitter: https://twitter.com/arowi... Timestamps: 00:00 – Quit Farting on Us 02:15 – Object Intro: Jeff Goldblum’s Squatch Knocker 10:30 – We’re Not "Normal" Bigfoot Hunters 12:30 – Jeff Goldblum is an Ultraterrestrial 19:05 – You’ll Skookum out Your Mouth Holes 26:00 – For Legal Reasons, This is NOT a Hazing 28:45 – If You Have a Bigfoot in Your Home, Turn the Volume Down Now 45:20 – Dana Offends Star Trek Fans 52:53 – Bigfart Approaches 59:44 – Not THAT Kind of Magic Wand Show Notes: Jeff Goldblum’s Squatch Knocker: https://tinyurl.com/bddsp... What it's Like Hunting Bigfoot with Jeff Goldblum: https://tinyurl.com/4bh6k... Watch The World According to Jeff Goldblum: https://tinyurl.com/52erb... Buy a Silly Cryptozoologist Hat: https://amzn.to/3wl2TRC Greg’s Favorite Charity: https://malaika.org/ Bigfoot Pheromones: No longer in service! Boo! What’s the Skookum Cast, You Ask? https://tinyurl.com/ycxc9... Cliff Barackman on Tree Knocks (Slash Claps): https://tinyurl.com/dpnbd... ESPN Feature on Sasquatch Calling Competition: https://tinyurl.com/f9zan... Finding Bigfoot teaches Sasquatch Calling: https://tinyurl.com/yr5pf... Read Ron Morehead’s Voices in the Wilderness: https://amzn.to/3D7Maox Ron Morehead’s Website: https://ronmorehead.com/ Bigfoot Sounds Off! 45-Inch Record: https://tinyurl.com/23ffb... Listen to "The Sierra Sounds": https://tinyurl.com/t92js... Morehead & Scott Nelson on Art Bell: https://tinyurl.com/4uwx4... Sierra Sounds Analyzed More Closely: https://tinyurl.com/mrpp5... Linguist on the Sierra Sounds: https://tinyurl.com/3s2yv... Patterson-Gimlin Film: https://tinyurl.com/3zepd... A Brief Overview of Sigils: https://tinyurl.com/yc4de... Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh

The dead speak! Well, they write, actually. In this episode, we analyze the ectoplasmic product of a 200-year-old séance: the paranormal penmanship of a ghost! During our exploration of the afterlife, Dana discovers feminist pirate poltergeists, Connor comes out of magical retirement, Greg summons dead goldfish with his toes, and the gang has an existential crisis while weeding out haunted hoaxes. Join hands and have a seat at the séance circle, because it's about to get ghostly. Join the Museum: https://patreon.com/param... Visit Our Website: https://hauntedobjectspod... Subscribe on Apple: https://tinyurl.com/3bzap... Subscribe on Spotify: https://tinyurl.com/mrxrz... Subscribe on YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/25xf9... Follow Greg Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/nueke... Instagram: https://instagram.com/nue... Website: https://gregorynewkirk.co... Follow Dana Newkirk Twitter: https://twitter.com/weird... Instagram: https://instagram.com/wei... Follow Connor J. Randall Twitter: https://twitter.com/conno... Instagram: https://instagram.com/con... Timestamps: 0:00 - Karl Pfeiffer is not a serial killer 5:35 - Object History: Antique Spirit Slates 7:37 - Mr. Splitfoot and the Mediums 17:17 - The Fox Sisters Have Beef 20:45 - Progressive Poltergeists 31:00 - Capitalism and Conjuring 40:37 -Magicians Ruin Everything 55:10 - By the way, Connor’s a Magician 1:11:10 - Message from the Great Fishtank in the Sky 1:18:35 - Slate Analysis & Speculation 1:31:51 - The Middle Line on Mediums Show Notes: Ghostly handwriting close-ups: https://tinyurl.com/42pst... The Fox Sisters: https://tinyurl.com/mr2db... Spiritualism, Pirates, and Mumler Photos: https://tinyurl.com/3uyhy... The Tenets of Spiritualism: https://youtu.be/FxgsSd32... "Spirit Slate Writing and Kindred Phenomena": https://amzn.to/3inAF5g More on magician William Robinson: https://tinyurl.com/3bsnp... Chung Ling Soo vs Ching Ling Foo: https://youtu.be/BnFpyEqK... Houdini’s work against Spiritualism: https://tinyurl.com/6r6eb... Get your own Spirit Slates: https://amzn.to/3QFdeBr The Infamous "Gambols With The Ghosts Catalog": https://tinyurl.com/55pvs... Modern-Day Seance Photographer Shannon Taggart: https://tinyurl.com/yjynv... Copyright 2023 Planet Weird Hosted by Greg and Dana Newkirk Produced by Connor J Randall Photography by Karl Pfeiffer Art by Dustin Williams Theme by Adam Hayman "The Disembodied Voice" by Chuck Fresh